Being in an anarchist media collective in 2022
is no easy task.
While most contemporary media makers
are busy creating Tik Tok dances,
chasing hashtag trends,
and recording Twitch livestreams
for waifu-loving simps,
subMedia has attempted to go against the grain
and focus on making content about what's truly important.
It’s no secret that anyone with an iPhone
can create videos.
And if the social media overlords like you enough,
you can even make six figures doing so.
Needless to say,
our solemn vow to not turn into a 30-second-hot-take factory
comes with a hefty price.
In other words... we’re broke as shit.
Despite this, us aging millennial and Gen X no-lifers at subMedia
still know that making anarchist and anticolonial media is our proper niche.
And we know our shrinking number of obscure cult followers agree.
Our in-house research scientists crunched the numbers,
and we’ve learned that over 78% of people who have watched and donated to subMedia
have reported a 200% increase in their overall well-being.
But hey. Don’t take our word for it.
Listen to these satisfied customers instead.
Before I started watching subMedia I was a sad piece of trash.
I actually thought that Bernie could save us all.
But now I realize that that old hag can’t do shit.
Before I found subMedia, I thought only the US flag was burning material,
but now I know that every state should burn!
Before I started watching subMedia,
I was just a nerdy basement troll with a solo noise project
that only had five followers on Soundcloud.
Now I’m awaiting federal riot charges
and my band finally has some street cred.
Thanks subMedia!
I never knew my true potential as a vandal until I watched subMedia.
SubMedia makes my job a living nightmare.
FUCK 12!
Well, there you have it folks.
Whether you’re trying to hijack a cop car while naked,
commit a petty crime,
throw food in a politician’s face,
or just wanna piss off your parents,
we can assure you that subMedia will meet your anarchist propaganda needs
and much, much more.
So help us help you, by donating to subMedia today