Our government is currently in high-level negotiations pertaining to a visit to Canada
by the American President.
The Americans are an important, if somewhat unruly ally of ours.
So we must be vigilant.
We are vigilant.
Really?
Well good.
Good good good.
You must be keeping close tabs on the anarchist attack on Dunbar Market.
That bombing was no simple disupte between two shopkeepers.
It was a first strike against us.
By whom?
Anarchists, Murdoch.
It would appear our country has now joined the war on terror.
Riiiiiiiiise and shine mothafuckas!
I am your host, the Stimulator, and this is The Fuckin News.
We're just trying to get out of Portland right now.
There's only about 10 of us right now, there's about 50 of them following us.
They're throwing, like, hardcore bricks - sharp bricks at us.
Goddamnit.... we're all alone.
This past week has been a mixed bag for anarchists across Turtle Island, as repression has ramped
up against comrades in Klanada, and the J20 case in DC has started to crack.
In the United Snakes, the US Attorney’s office was caught with their hand in the Alt-Right
shit bowl, after they were found to have knowingly kept a fuck-ton of video and audio footage
from the defense.
Turns out the mothafuckin State, in cahoots with the disgraced far-Right shit-spinners
at ‘Project Veritas’ even edited some footage as part of their batshit crusade to
throw J20 defendants in the clink for up to 60 fuckin years.
Oh hell no!
Buuuuuuuut comrades on the ground and lawyers in the courts have been busting ass for the
past year and half, and once they found out that the Gov was holding back evidence, they
called that shit out hard
Did you eat poop today Fodo?
Did you eat poop?
...causing the judge to throw out the charges for several trial blocks.
While dozens of peeps are still facing charges, the future looks bright for the majority of
these comrades’ cases to get dropped, especially those based on conspiracy.
Be sure to follow Unicorn Riot and Defend J20 on twitter for up to the minute updates.
Buuuuuuuuuuuuut we should also keep in mind that peeps who threw the fuck down in Standing
Rock are starting to receive sentences and are also in need of serious fuckin support.
Last week, Michael “Little Feather” Giron was sentenced to 36 months, and many more
#NoDAPL water protectors are set to go before a judge soon.
And to top it off, Black Liberation protesters in Charlotte, North Carolina and Ferguson
Missouri also are facing trumped up charges and long prison sentences.
Meanwhile, anti-anarchist repression in Klanada has been heating up, especially as protests
to the G-7 get closer, and the pigs are attempting to scare people off the streets.
As we reported last month about the arrest of a solid anarchist comrade, Cedar, in the
wake of an anti-gentrification march in which a yuppie business district was smashed the
fuck up.
This is a disaster.
Who's going to pay for my losses?
Well not the constabulary!
Well.. over the past week, police have ramped up their repression, arresting six comrades,
even nabbing one person off the street in Montreal and flying them to Hamilton in cuffs.
Hack politicians, the media, and the the cops have seized on this moment of anti-anarchist
hysteria, even going so far as to declare the anarchist circle A as a “hate symbol.”
That's not what a hate crime is.
Well I hated it!
To make matters worse, the Hammer City 5-0 finally managed to shut down The Tower
Oh come on!!
... the main anarchist social center in Hamilton, after pressuring their landlord to evict them
from the space.
These greasy fuckin pigs did this by citing numerous recent far-Right attacks against
the building, and ominously warning that if the Tower was allowed to stay, these attacks
would only continue.
Know what I mean, nudge nudge?
Nudge nudge?
Buuuuuuuuuuuut the rad mothafuckas who run the Tower would not be so easily fuckin deterred,
and despite the ongoing wave of repression, they recently announced that they’ve found
a new and better space, which will be opening its doors soon.
Stay tuned for that.
As gentrification continues to price broke peeps out of their homes, while yuppies are
gangsta chillin on goat cheese,
the so-called “Locke street riot” has been used as the excuse for a wide-ranging
crackdown on peeps who are fighting back.
In the ramping up of their repressive apparatus to respond to a few broken windows, we see
the real face of the State come out.
The growth of real estate markets that drives out poor and working-class peeps must be protected
at all costs, meaning all those that stand in the way, need to be demonized as dangerous
outsiders hell bent on kicking puppies and stabbing grandmas.
As anarchists we know that the State is responsible for far worse horrors than we ever could imagine:
from genocide and the theft of land, to the continued management of this industrial capitalist
clusterfuck.
Let’s keep that in mind as we stand behind comrades facing repression on both sides of
the border.
Check the show notes at sub.Media/tfn for links on how to stay up with comrades in Hamilton.
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