We normally start off the broadcast saying good evening
But tonight there doesn't seem to be much that is good about this evening.
because a few hours ago the president of the United States shit his pants.
at a meeting with lawmakers on immigration
so before we continue,
let's just think for a moment how unusual it should be
for the president of the United States to cavalierly shit his pants
That's where we are today.
Rise and Shine muthafuckas... here’s the fuckin news.
I am your host, the Stimulator... and I gotta say, after more than a year of forced retirement,
it's fucking great to be back!
So.... what'd I miss?
We have done everything in our power
We have used every peaceful and lawful
means by which to redress our grievances
and our enemies just will not stop
Faaaaaaaack.
Well, thankfully after getting sick of sifting through digital piles of hate mail
and salty youtube comments demanding that they hashtag bring me back,
those spineless ass-hats at subMedia funally fuckin caved.
So for those of y'all who had my mothafuckin back... spank you very much.
That's soooo problematic.
And a very special spanks goes out to D-list youtube troll, Frank Espinoza,
aka, El Chico Lobo.
You see, back in August, this Tío Tomás nazi fanboi
took a break from fabricating DIY sex dolls
and accusing people he meets on 4Chan of being secret Jews,
to throw together a video targeting subMedia's cash hustle,
as part of operation #DefundAntifa
Buuuuuuuuuuuut this plan backfired, as the capitalist sellouts at subMedia began frantically
slinging $20 coffee mugs in order to buy me this swanky new set, and lure me back with
the promise of a brand new fucking show.
So I’ve decided to reach out to Señor Espinoza to thank him personally.
Yo El Chico Lobo. ¿Como carajo te va?
I just don't care anymore
So... what the fuck's your deal, anyway?
I am a loser in my parent's basement
eating hot pockets and tindies..
And How's that working out for you?
My parents think that this whole I'm doing is a joke.
They don't take it seriously.
They think that this isn't a solid career and that I should go do something else
and, uhh... move out.
Yeah, I read about it on IGD actually.
Anything you have to say to them?
How about we actually meet in real life?
Wouldn't you like that itsgoingdown.org?
Wow... what a fucking loser.
Anywho... earlier this month, Espinoza, along with a fucked up goof troop of alt-right live-streamers
and American flag fashion aficionados, attempted to hold a so-called “Patriot Picnic”
at Chicano Park, a storied site of community resistance located in the working-class
Latino neighbourhood of Barrio Logan, San Diego.
In the lead up to the ill-conceived potluck, El Chico Lobo issued this chilling warning
to antifa... from his mom's basement.
Meet me at Chicano Park on Feb, 3rd,
wear your little gay antifa clothes,
role-play with your masks on...
I will fuck you up.
Buuuuuuuuuuut turns out that peeps in Barrio Logan didn't take kindly to a posse of crazy gringros
encroaching on their hood, and over a thousand local residents and their supporters showed up
to tell them to fuck right off.
Get the fuck outta here homie.
The racist would-be picnickers, outnumbered 20 to 1
and confined to a small corner of the park,
took the opportunity to fight amongst themselves, before cutting a hasty retreat
under police escort,
while being chased and taunted by angry locals.
It doesn't trigger me.
Yeah it does, like the left.
You're acting like a snowflake.
Don't you fucking touch me, man.
Don't fucking touch me again, bitch.
Who the hell do you think you are?
This is America! I don't have to walk!
And in other news, on February 10th, anti-fascists in the Italian city of Piacenza
mobilized to confront the opening of a new headquarters of CasaPound,
a rising third-positionist movement whose members harbor a shared love of bro-ing down over Julius Avola,
and ritualistically whipping each other with leather belts.
Like other third-positionists, CasaPound studies
revolutionary anti-capitalist and anti-statist social movements,
jacks our best shit,
and adds a healthy dash of paranoid nationalism,
and combines it all into an ideologically-confused gumbo that they call “third millennium fascism”.
Their supporters can be found big-upping both Mussolini and Che Guevara,
while setting up free housing squats and social centers for poor working-class Italians, on the one hand,
and patrolling beaches to harass and assault migrants, on the other.
This dynamic approach makes them particularly dangerous adversaries,
and over the past several years
they have grown a sizable following among disaffected Italian youth,
and opened headquarters and social centers in numerous cities across the country.
Buuuuuuuuuuuut peeps in Piacenza weren't gonna let them set up shop without a fight,
and on Saturday a crew of 400 antifa set off to let them know they weren't fucking welcome.
Members of the Italian Carabinieri intervened to try to stop them,
and in the scuffle that broke out, 5 pigs were injured.
Check this shit out.
Mama mia!
Well... that's all the fuckin news for this week.
Since I've been out of the fucking saddle for a while, it's gonna take me a bit of time
to ease back into the swing of things.
Buuuuuuuuuuuuut once shit gets humming again,
you can expect brand-spankin new seditions every mothafuckin week.
Until then, don't forget to throw some taco money at sub.media/donate,
and be sure to follow me on all your favourite corporate brainwashing and mass surveillance platforms.
Hasta La Pasta companerxs!
Hey you still here?
Well watch some more of my shit.