The Stimulator

An archive spanning twelve years of dispatches from our foul-mouthed former news anchor. RIP Stim!

TFN #17: Technical Difficulties

In this episode of TFN, Stim loses his shit while discussing Trump’s ongoing legal shenanigans, leading to an important announcement.

TFN #14: No Tacos for Fascists

This week in the Fuckin News we take on Stephen Miller, the creepy fascist fanboy and former Dick Sphincter protégé, who’d like to turn Turtle Island into a whitey-white-world.

TFN #13: Rodman-geddon

This week on The Fuckin News, we look at the geopolitical shitshow revolving around the Orange One’s twitter feed, leaving a trail of confusion from the G7 Summit in Quebec to the heavily hyped Trump-Kim summit in Singapore.

TFN #12: Law & Disorder

This episode of TFN looks at the repression being faced by anarchist comrades in Klanada and the United Snakes

TFN #10: 100 Nazi Scalps

This week in the Fuckin News we look at the multiple setbacks suffered by nazis and white supremacists in Turtle Island

TFN #7: In ZAD We Trust

In this week’s TFN, Emmanuel Macron, meets his Battle of Waterloo in la ZAD, or Zone to Defend, in Notre Dame des Landes. Meanwhile, in Hamilton, Ontario, the pigs launch a SWAT raid against a local collective house.

TFN #4: PeePee Tapes & Torture

This week on The Fuckin’ News, we peep the possible “collusion” between Trump and Russia, and take a look at the repression of Russian anarchists as the fucking FSB tries to invent a fake terrorist cell.

Alt-Right Nazi Turns FBI Snitch

Charlottesville Nazi tough guy, turned pathetic scardy cat begging the pigs for mercy, Chris Cantwell has admitted he will co-operate with the FBI.

Cucks in the #FartReich

In this Fuckin’ News Quickie, Dick Sphincter cancels his #FartReich tour, Madd Hindlegs cucks his homie, and EDL founder Tommy Robinson get his ass handed to him.


Last December, we made the the decision to end the stimulator’s show. Well … turns out we fucked up.

The Struggalo is Real

The Stimulator interviews ApeBoy from the Struggalo Circus about the Juggalo March in Washington DC, Juggalo culture and magnets.

Hey Nazis! Got Milk?

In the wake of the Charlottesville clusterfuck, we felt we had to put our two cents in.

Fuck Patreon!

We have decided to cancel our Patreon account. Our spokesthing the Stimulator breaks it down.

¡Hasta la Pasta, Compañerxs!

Some idiot somewhere once said that all good things have to come to an end. But why? Who the fuck knows? Anyway … enjoy the last fuckin’ show!

How to Burn an American Flag

In light of Trump’s tweet stating that flag burning should be criminalized, we give you a step by step on how to properly torch the stars and stripes.

Trump: What How What

In the wake of the election of Donald Trump, many peeps are freaking the fuck out. Well, step back, take a breath and watch our analysis.

The Revolution has Come!

This week we bring you a special sedition on the anniversary of one of the most bad-ass and sophisticated revolutionary organizations in the United Snakes … the Black Panther Party.

Weaponizing Solidarity: An Interview With the IFB

An interview with a member of the International Freedom Battalion, a group of foreign fighters made up mostly of anarchists, communists and socialists who have traveled to Syria to support the Rojava Revolution.

Quick Tip: How to Mask Up

When we decide to take to the streets to oppose the state and their police, it’s wise to hide our identity.

Requiem for Syria

An in-depth look at the Syrian Revolution that attempts to sift through all the fear-mongering and disinformation that prevents people from giving Syrians the revolutionary solidarity they deserve.